Archive ’09: Corpse Hoarder, Sentenced

According to Reuters, “A Florida woman was sentenced on Monday to a year and a day in prison for keeping her dead mother’s body in a bedroom for years [in order to collect] pension benefits.” 61-year-old Penelope Jordan kept her dead mother in a spare room for more than six years while collecting up to … Continue reading Archive ’09: Corpse Hoarder, Sentenced

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Archive ’09: Victim Bites off Attacker’s Penis

According to Croatiantimes.com, the girlfriend of a 28-year-old Italian man severed his penis. The man “invited [his] girlfriend to his home for cocktail,” but when she refused his advances, he tried to rape her. In an attempt to protect herself, the woman bit his penis. The man was arrested and taken to the hospital where … Continue reading Archive ’09: Victim Bites off Attacker’s Penis

Archive ’09: Once, Twice, Six Times a Virgin

According to Mosnews.com, a 24-year-old Russian woman restored her Virginity six times. Natalia K. was not a virgin when she got married, but as a special gift to her husband on their first wedding anniversary, she had a hymenoplasty operation. When Natalia saw how delighted her husband was, she had another surgery done the next … Continue reading Archive ’09: Once, Twice, Six Times a Virgin

Archive ’09: Naked Man Visits Dentist

According to the Associated Press, 41 year old Christopher Hoff, of Strafford, Connecticut went to his dentist appointment naked. Police said, Hoff entered Optimus Dental Office on Monday wearing nothing, and later took off after the female receptionist screamed. When Authorities went to his home he told them he had been sleeping all day. Hoff … Continue reading Archive ’09: Naked Man Visits Dentist

Archive ’09: Cornrows, Unprofessional for White Police

According to the Associated Press, a white Philadelphia police officer came to work wearing cornrows and was deemed unprofessional. “Officer Thomas Strain was put on desk duty earlier this month because of his hairstyle,” and “was ordered by a superior to get a haircut, even though black colleagues wear the same type of braids.” The … Continue reading Archive ’09: Cornrows, Unprofessional for White Police

Archive ’09: Sprite, Banned

So has anyone seen the new “banned” Sprite commercial on Perezhilton.com? The commercial features an interracial couple having oral sex. In it, the woman thinks about having a refreshing Sprite while her partner moans in pleasure. The big finally occurs when she envisions a large bottle of Sprite bursting into her mouth! What a load.

Archive ’09: Kelly to Wed Kelly

According to the Associated Press, Ms. Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt and Mr. Kelly Carl Hildebrandt will tie the knot in October after meeting each other via Facebook one year ago. The two met after Kelly Katrina, who resided in Florida, “plugged her name into the popular website just to see if anyone shared it,” and indeed … Continue reading Archive ’09: Kelly to Wed Kelly

Archive ’09: Harris to Host Emmys

HARRIS HOSTS ON CBS! Neil Patrick Harris will host CBS’ Emmy cast. After hosting last month’s Tony Awards, the 36-year-old actor received critical acclaim and therefore, will both host and produce this year’s prime-time Emmys, which will air live at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on Sept. 20.

Archive ’09: Portman in Thor

NATALIE IN ‘THOR’? Natalie Portman is set to join the cast of ‘Thor.’ The 28-year-old Star Wars actress, will co-star alongside Chris Hemsworth in the upcoming “comic-book adaptation” of ‘Thor,’ which is set to be released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Kenneth Branaugh is the director, shooting takes place early next year.

Archive’ 09: Boy, Truck Float Down River

A three-year-old Canadian boy was unharmed after he floated 7.8 miles down a river on his toy truck on Monday. According to Reuters, the boy and his family were out celebrating his third birthday at a campsite in North-eastern British Colombia when he wandered of on his own to the river. The boy’s parents thought … Continue reading Archive’ 09: Boy, Truck Float Down River