According to Croatiantimes.com, the girlfriend of a 28-year-old Italian man severed his penis. The man “invited [his] girlfriend to his home for cocktail,” but when she refused his advances, he tried to rape her. In an attempt to protect herself, the woman bit his penis. The man was arrested and taken to the hospital where doctors reattached his penis. He is currently awaiting trial for attempted rape and clueless as to whether or not he’ll be able to “perform” again.